Here’s a little something to preface the holiday weekend. I came up with ten essays that actually don’t exist but really should because sometimes, Google doesn’t answer all of our questions.
1. I’m still not coming. A Guide to Declining Invites to Events and Festivities in the Post Corona Era.
2. Surviving Instagram: How to mute the pretenders that you can’t unfollow and unfollow the ones you can without remorse, and other tips.
3. Taking back your body: Facing weight gain and other quarantine phenomena that have wreaked havoc.
4. Jesus and Chill: Finding your way back to peace (A Handbook)
5. I realize I need to work on my patience (and other observations): A Mother’s Story.
6. Clean the beard shavings from the sink (and other requests). A Spousal Survival Guide.
7. “Mommy, Mom, Ma, Momma, Mommy, Mom, Ma, Momma, Watch This”: The Plot of Journeying through Toddler-hood (A Guide).
8. Make America Great Again and other Fake News: Searching for a Light at the End of the Trump Era Tunnel.
9. How to Leave Target with Less Than Five Items: A Justification and Exhaustive Analysis. (For future reference)
10. One Hour or Less: Seven Flowcharts for Mothers on How to Utilize their Limited Alone Time.
What others shall we add?
P.S. Isn’t this picture from photographer Mara Lazaridou absolutely gorgeous! Xo
